“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”
Reblog every time
“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”
Reblog every time
Da Great Gatsby
“I ain’t talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy, biatch.”
Penguizzle Books
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
Signal boost
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
this is my legacy
The Supernatural Cast as Cats
Requested by castielthelittleblackwingedangel
I really want to add a nautical themed tattoo to triton’s character design
a 39 second cosplay skit that receives a standing ovation.
once you watch it, you’ll understand why.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
None
DUDE
THATS LOW
just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine
history nerds are the best.
what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
LOW FUCKING BLOW
psdo:
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Oh my god they’re adorable?!?!
I can say now that everyone in Tumblr is in love with Disneyland’s Peter Pan.
Comic Relief Characters (◡‿◡✿)
Strong Comic Relief Characters (◡‿◡✿)
Comic Relief Characters with extensive backstories (◡‿◡✿)
Comic Relief Characters that get serious in the face of danger (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
if i was a werewolf id call myself “a dog person” and cackle maniacally when people misunderstand me
GUISE
GUISE
IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH
EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK
GUISE
TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS
PASS IT ON
I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME
KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE
I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER
